- Lindt Babushka Dolls - 5
- Lindor Truffles - 45
- Superdupersized Swiss Milka bar - 1
- Regular Godiva bar (to-go) - 1
- Whole pack American cheese Singles - 1
- Countless glasses of chocolate milk (including 1 whitechocolate caramel in whole milk every day)
- Pieces of chocolate cake - 3
Calories - 0!
(WARNING! The above features indulgences performed either by professionals or really lucky people like me. Accordingly, I must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any activity outlined in this post.)
